‘Please enjoy this silly, extreme, and extremely fun concoction.’ Sighing, almost imperceptibly, palm to face, rolling eyes, shaking head... remembering calming techniques from yoga sessions, therapists' advices, boddhidharma hummings...
Nose: After 10 minutes warm maple syrup, baked bananas, a few mint leaves indecisive whether to enter. No chance. Dates and raisins, other dark fruits, mainly dried or during the cooking process. Milk chocolate, maybe figs? Hmmm, not yet, just heraldically announced. Let's wait a little longer... After an hour, old sofa, old furniture, grandad's chamber from the 60s, never moved out, no change of scenery. However, unbelievably changing: cake, maybe Christmassish. Cherry, chocolate muffins, dark honey combs, honey bread, gingerbread, Germans call it Magenbrot.
Mouth: The first sip after 15 minutes reveals surprisingly cough drops. Minty mentholic malt moments meander momentarily, mindfully mildly the mouth. After an hour or so, dark chocolate and espresso skid on a women's 3000m ice skating forward synchronously back and forth, wobbling and swaying, overtaking and crossing each other one after the other on the right and left, swapping the lead. A slight sharpness appears, with no gold in sight for either espresso or chocolate. Fried orange peel dominates the field, with orange juice and a hint of caraway underscoring the picture. Could be perceived as unpleasantly “silly”. Unfortunately, the mood takes a turn for the worse, with sulphurous notes appearing in the mouth and the taste becoming soapy and unpleasant. Of course, we don't let this spoil our mood. However, ratings are in free fall, poor B grades...
Finish: Very nice long finish, some herbal notes from the cough sweets are still noticeable, mouth becomes drier, tannins and black tea linger, oily consistency. Arrogant and presumptuous, somehow annoying, Decadent Drams…
91/86/89