Everything about this bottle is decadent, even the name. I find Decadent Drinks and their marketing strategy extremely annoying, yet I can't stop Google stalking them — their stories are kind of addictive. Here's another story, so Google it yourself and have fun! While you're doing that, we're playing the waiting game. Is five hours and twenty minutes enough, or do we have to wait half a decade? So, how do you drink such a decadent dram? To add to the decadence, we're pairing the drink with even more decadent glasses. Both are absurdly expensive, and altogether, with the bottle, they're total credit card killers: Izaak Reich from the Czech Republic and Josephine N° 3 from Germany, But I have to admit that these glasses are of the chain, they do enhance the aromas and taste incredibly. For a few hours, you will feel elegant and aristocratic, but also like snobby, arrogant, bourgeois jet-setters.Nose: How do century eggs smell? Does it make any difference that this one is only half a century old? Don't get me wrong; nothing here smells of eggs, and they're only a few weeks old. Here, you can smell wisdom and reminiscences of much older libraries and students who have been studying in hidden corners for even longer. You can smell sweat evaporating in the air, mingling with old wood, furniture, and forgotten stories. Some of these stories are still remembered. If you do, it's like smelling whisky and recognising aromas of cream caramel, vanilla custard, milk chocolate and hints of banana. You turn the pages of those old books; some are antiques, written in ancient runes or alphabets. Now and again, you recognise words such as 'cantaloupe' and other kinds of honeyed, sweet tropical melons. Dive deeper into the calligraphy and you will read 'honey', even 'honeycomb'.
Books about long journeys to the South Seas tell tales of tropical fruits and coconuts. It's interesting how, back home and tired from the long journey, you sit by your fireplace, remembering all the exotic cultures, and hold a very old brandy similar to Louis XIII cognac and just die there and then.
Palate: The arrival indeed picks up the thread: it is an old, wise cognac. It transforms sweet aromas into something deep and rich. It boldly coats the mouth with a mineral, even chalky, flavour, with hints of allspice, nutmeg and cinnamon, and a touch of clove in the aftertaste. It is like Earl Grey tea, sweetened with lots of sugar and a few drops of Amalfi lemon.
Finish: The finish reveals some cloves and chalky notes, leading to a drier sensation. A few shy oaky tannins make their presence known. Before you die, a slight bitterness remains of things you have regretted doing or not doing.
“When the storytelling goes bad in a society, the result is decadence.” – Aristotle.
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